Joke Machine is a free online tool that deals a random programmer joke — setup first, punchline on reveal — and lets you rate it on a groan scale, with no repeats until the deck runs out and session stats for the best and worst jokes. No account, nothing leaves the page.

General

Reveal the punchline to rate it.

No repeats until the deck runs out — then it reshuffles. Press Enter to reveal, Space or → for the next joke.

Session stats

Jokes seen

Rated

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Average groan

No ratings yet

0 / 0

Deck dealt

Best joke · lowest groan

No ratings yet — reveal a punchline and rate it.

Worst joke · highest groan

No ratings yet — reveal a punchline and rate it.

How it works

The groan scale — 😂 is a 1 (no groan, actually funny), 😐 is a 2, 🙄 is a 3 (maximum groan). Lower average groan means funnier. A joke rated once already counts towards best and worst.
The no-repeat deck — jokes are shuffled into a deck and dealt one at a time. You will not see the same joke twice until the deck is empty, then it reshuffles and deals again.
Everything runs in your browser — the 32 jokes live in this page, and your stats are saved on this device only. Nothing is sent anywhere.